Listening to NPR on the way to work each morning I learn which new Czar president Obama has appointed.

Recently, NPR has reported on the creation of the following posts:
Auto Czar
Cybersecurity Czar
Drug Czar
Border Czar
Green Czar
Arts Czar
Jobs Czar
Energy Czar
TARP Repayment Czar

It's about time, says Ritual Lab Rat, Tokyocrunch, who thinks a new meme is long overdue. "As long as it's not goddamn bacon and mustaches."

Tokyocrunch is rumored to be a top administration candidate for forthcoming "Zombie Czar" or "Pirate Czar" appointments.